The pros and cons of being a criminal: Pros—are cons that haven’t been caught. Cons—are former pros that made a mistake.

“He was thoughtless, not because he was insensitive, but because I had just eate…”

“The morning grass was damp and cool with dew. My yellow rain slicker must have …”

“Love is like a summer rainstorm in winter. Where I’m from that’s called romance…”

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”