The question is not where am I, but who am I? Where I am: Inside the body of my clone.

“My handyman is handicapped and oh so handsome, because he’s my clone.”

“A brick could be used in place of a diamond on a wedding ring. Your wife's prob…”

“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So …”

“I’m reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the world’s first steam-powered…”