The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deconstruction, but with a typo.

“I want to study a broad. Possibly French.”

“If you want to know what love is for, the answer is “other people.”

“It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’…”

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”