The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.

“A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a br…”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”

“If you give me a gift, it’d be insulting to pay you, because I’d be denying you…”

“Let the best of your competition take out the rest of your competition, while y…”