The reason I make things so complicated is simple: Because I like being the uncimplicator.

“A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what…”

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I c…”

“What do I do for fun? Well, I’d love to get into the bank robbing business, but…”

“I plan on putting off death my whole life.”