The reason it’s hard for men to say “I love you” is because those three words represent 10% of the average man’s vocabulary.

“I’m big on body language. If you give me the air hand job gesture, I might try …”

“My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.”

“The phrase “The cat’s out of the bag” tells that a secret’s been exposed to the…”

“I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Or…”