The rent should rise with the elevator.

“I’ll name my town “Unwelcome,” and the sign will say, “Welcome to Unwelcome.”

“I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my …”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”

“For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.”