The Road To Serfdom is about capitalism. That’s why on the side of that road you’ll find me, in a kiosk, selling ankle chains and handcuffs.

“Are you cool enough to live on Me street? It’s a one-way street, you know.”

“I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Bea…”

“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than ha…”

“A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as…”