The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I grew up in New Jersey.

“Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined.”

“Just like trying to ice skate on two sticks of butter in the desert, my love fo…”

“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct sme…”

“Stacks of vitamins in a soapy sink. Shh, don’t talk to me while I think. Don’t …”