The shrill witch-hunter voices of the showbiz correspondents would bring up every last bit left in your stomach from the night before

“It is as evil as we are positive...the more desperately we try to be good and w…”

“Anyhow, I took every stitch of clothing off and got out of bed. And I got down …”

“Six pull-tabs lay in the ashtray like scales from a mermaid.”

“There're a lot of odd things going on--but I feel like I'm slowly gettingcloser…”