The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

“Todo el mundo se acostumbra a la belleza, sin embargo."Yo no me he acostumbrado…”

“Omnis cellula e cellula," he said again. "All cells come from cells. Every cell…”

“But to be perfectly frank, this childish idea that the author of a novel has so…”

“Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a …”