The smell of coffee was enough to wake up my neighbors. In a display of gratitude, they complained about my music being too loud.

“On his deathbed, my grandpa told me three things to remember for after he died.…”

“Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and t…”

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. …”

“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
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