The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”

“A tickle, an itch, and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drin…”

“Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many m…”

“Two hearts that beat as one, and they’re both mine. I’ve got them hooked up to …”