The sun was so bright outside that for a moment, I couldn’t see. But then I could, and there he was, leaning against the red Mustang, hands in his pockets, looking at the ground. He looked up, saw me, froze for a second…and then his lightning smile flashed, and I realized I was smiling, too.

“Dearly beloved," Father Bruce began, "we are gathered here to witness the union…”

“The simmering lust, the raging interest exploded into love. Who wouldn’t fall i…”

“How many men are stupid enough to dump two Emerson girls?” Dad asked. “Too bad …”

“When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on yo…”