The term “global audience” is misleading and meaningless, but I’m proud to say that I do indeed have a global audience. At least while my grandma’s vacationing in Ireland, my grandpa’s in Germany, and my parents are visiting Australia.

“A blanket could be used to smother a fire—but not the fire that burns in my hea…”

“The only thing better than being productive, is being reproductive.
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“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only no…”

“Bricks could be used to fill Fort Knox. I know, I know. You’re probably thinkin…”