The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow.

“Love has a glow, like a neon light having sex with a pack of hi-lighters, only …”

“The devil appears in many forms, but the most nefarious of all are tax forms.”

“I floated like driftwood in the ocean. I wasn’t worried about sharks, because m…”

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”