The thought made my toes curl up, but only because the ground made it impossible for them to curl down.

“I’m like a praying mantis, except not so devout. And I make love like a monk in…”

“On a map on my wall I relocated my family to Orafouraville, which is the capita…”

“Onions enhance the flavor of food, and the taste of my kisses.
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“I laughed so hard I nearly spit out my hot tea. The strange part was the fact t…”