The time is now 3:34. Damn! I’m late for 3:33.

“I put gloves on before I put gloves on, so I don’t get my gloves dirty.”

“Lay your head on my shoulder and massage my buttocks while you cry.”

“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same t…”

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”