The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

“Si las personas fueran lluvia, yo sería llovizna, y ella, un huracán.”

“I liked being a person. I wanted to keep at it.”

“COLUMBUS BROUGHT SMALLPOX TO THE NATIVES; WE SHALL RECALL THE OCCASION WITH A P…”

“Like any good teacher, she tolerated little dissension. She smoked and talked a…”