The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something resonable.

“EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hairshane:bite me”

“Shane talking to Claire - "In this whole screwed up town, you're the only thing…”

“Harte sent one of her revived men after him, and Pat sent him back in boxes.”

“Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!""You know, when people …”