The water trapped in my window makes it like an aquarium—which makes me the fish.

“The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his m…”

“A blanket could be used to swallow up the nightmares you used to have as a kid.…”

“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, beca…”

“I wonder what city Grover Cleveland is from. Probably Cincinnati.”