The whole world is dying. Just too slowly and naturally for my liking. Somebody should poison the food by genetically modifying it somehow. But even if that happened, nobody would be stupid enough to buy it—let alone eat it—would they?

“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my fr…”

“A brick could be given as a graduation gift to a C student. It’s like here, wel…”

“I am not a professionally trained professional. I am an amateur professional!”

“I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight…”