The window of life is mirrored. And tinted. And shattered. And borrowed.

“Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humo…”

“If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave.”

“I love the newspaper. I love reading fiction.”

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a c…”