The word "the" is 2/3rds he. I'm not being sexist, merely statistical.

“Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eye…”

“The silence sounded like a fire alarm in my ears.”

“Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesti…”

“If love felt like furry sandpaper, would you ever be able to leave my nipples a…”