The world has genetically modified opinions, but mine are organic. Taste them and you will see.

“Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I…”

“I ate Satan, and then shit out a snake.”

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely ou…”

“Do you even listen to what I say? Would you be able to listen better if you wer…”