The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot coffee.

“A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all …”

“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride …”

“North, south, east, west, I need to find a nude erection to point the way.”

“I’m into older women, because all women are older women. Every second the woman…”