Then he cocked his head to the side, arched his left eyebrow like a drawbridge, and said, “I am you in the future.” The only thing sillier than a clone, is a dream clone.

“I can only think of one good reason not to kill you: because if I killed you, I…”

“The morning came pouring down on my night, but luckily I was able to convert my…”

“You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without r…”

“A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself f…”