Then, walking across the room, hips swaying, blond hair flowing as if in a shampoo commercial, came Joe's date. Tall. Skinny. Big boobs despite the skinniness, their cantaloupe-like roundness announcing them as store-bought

“Then he slid his hand into my hair and pulled me closer, and when he kissed me,…”

“Then James took Parker’s hands, and without waiting, gave her a long, hot kiss …”

“He only stopped walking when his arms were around her and his mouth was on hers…”

“I also promise to let you help name any baby your mom and me might have-""Mista…”