There are 26 characters in the alphabet, and what characters they are! Especially Q.

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving c…”

“My heart is closed, but open. Closed to one woman in particular, but open to th…”

“Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs the…”

“I’m thinking about becoming a farmer and a fisherman—a hunter of swimming plant…”