There are days when I don’t know how I live with myself. Those days are Sundays through Saturdays.

“A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high h…”

“A plan won’t fly without dedication, perseverance, or wings. A plane won’t fly …”

“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the he…”

“I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.”