There are few things in this world I have left to hang on to, and one of them is my ball sack.

“I’d staple my breath to your chest, if I thought it’d help you breathe easier. …”

“Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of …”

“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl u…”

“I’m a tiger made out of a paper towel, and I’m going to wipe you out.”