There are levels of humor. The level above mine is invisible and inaudible.

“I just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated…”

“I taught a college course called “Of Course!: Helping the Oblivious Realize the…”

“If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, …”

“This is my logo for Flaming Flamingo”