There are many ways to kill someone. I prefer laughter, and doing it slowly, over the course of 70 years or so.

“When Jed comes in and gives you that look where his forehead wrinkles up and hi…”

“I am a rebel! But I don’t want people to agree with my views, because if everyo…”

“I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m no…”

“Is it better to pull someone, or push them to succeed? I have no idea, but will…”