There are only two ways to love—in spite of yourself, and in spite of the restraining order.

“A brick could be used to help you to become a karate master, like I am. It’s ea…”

“Are you happy to be standing here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over si…”

“I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advic…”

“I fish better than any fish alive.”