There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.

“My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, …”

“Love is a thunderstorm, and I am the desert.”

“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re h…”

“Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet.”