There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up.

“The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.”

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“The house I grew up in is one of a kind. It’s a bibliophile’s fantasy, and if t…”

“The equator is a sign of equality, splitting the earth into two equal halves. U…”