There is nothing more enjoyable than being a member of an enlightened group of people that meets in complete darkness in complete secrecy. I have no idea why the other members joined, when they joined, how they joined, or if, in fact, there are any other members.

“I like to meet people and pretend I’ll never see them again. I tend to value th…”

“My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to th…”

“My hair is turning the color of my answer. Maybe I should say yes to keep my ha…”

“Experience is the best teacher I've ever had. I'm sorry, Mr. Sortz, but it's tr…”