There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”

“On a map on my wall I relocated my family to Orafouraville, which is the capita…”

“A brick could be placed on a conveyer belt. It will revolutionize the construct…”