There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. I am a cat lover and a fan of KFC. I always take mine to go.

“I don’t understand people who eat Chinese food with chopsticks when the restaur…”

“Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.”

“This book has nothing to do with cats. Or mice. Or self-motivation. This book i…”

“If I win in the nick of time, I’ll spread my congrats evenly to every Nick in t…”