There were only three times in your life when it was proper to come through the front door, and you were carried every time.

“Carrot started to clap.It wasn't the clap used by middlings to encourage underl…”

“(...) perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It…”

“Current theories on the creation of the Universe state that, if it were created…”

“Yep, it's gone myffic all right.”