There’s a 95% chance I’ll miss out on 5%.

“For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.”

“A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed…”

“To say that I grew up without parents is a lie, because I haven’t grown up yet.…”

“She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for …”