There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.

“My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living.”

“I tell people she’s a pile of apples, and that I can’t wait to get in cider.”

“I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven.”

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited u…”