There’s a naked woman on the phone for you,” Orafoura said.
”Have my clone get it,” I said. “I’m having a conversation with a fax machine.

“Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I…”

“I wear my underwear on the outside of my itch.”

“I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s sty…”

“I can’t overstate how valuable being understated is.”