There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belongs there.

“Don’t be alarmed by the flashing lights and the sirens you can’t see or hear. J…”

“With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come…”

“Please, come in. Let me open the air conditioning vent so you can squeeze throu…”

“The cloud cover made for a terrible blanket.
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