There’s moisture in my madness. I should start keeping my insanity in Tupperware containers.

“I had a dream about you. You were Ginger Rogers, and you were trying to teach m…”

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But that’s obvious. What isn’t obvious is …”

“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed capt…”

“I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.”