There’s nobody worth talking about, so let’s not talk about it. Only let’s do it anyway. I’ll make it up and then make up later.

“Words failed me at the precise moment I thought I was passing my vocabulary tes…”

“I like to get to-go boxes at restaurants where not only did I not eat in, but a…”

“I’m a stand up guy. Especially when compared to someone sitting down.”

“A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all …”