There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be extraordinary for their ability to be intelligent enough (barely) to be potty trained.

“You know what really chokes me up? Being strangled.”

“You’ll know the economy is dead when industry stops and escalators turn into st…”

“Age is just a number. So is my area code.
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“I run through all the positive character qualities in my mind, and assign mysel…”