There’s nothing that says love like getting money as a gift, and then giving it away to the needy.


“I use a roll of paper towels like a conveyer belt of dryness.”

“Man is somewhere in between God and animal. Jarod is somewhere in between Jar a…”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”

“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 h…”