There’s only one way to respond to, “How do you like your dinosaur burger cooked?” and that is: Rare.

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free.…”

“My writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch…”

“He was thoughtless, not because he was insensitive, but because I had just eate…”

“You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it…”