There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get permission for me.

“I live on Canal St. My house is only accessible by boat.”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one w…”

“One of my hobbies is reading finance and economic books—at the strip club, wher…”